Uncle Walter's Rants: Uncle Walter's Shelf of Smutty Shame is Done.

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October 11, 2009

Uncle Walter's Shelf of Smutty Shame is Done.

Over the time since I started the romance quote and covers blogs, The Wife and I have amassed a massive collection of second hand romance novels, They crowded the halls, consumed the shelf space, and were everywhere. To make matters work Boo the little girl is beginning to read, and we DO NOT want her learning the birds and the bees from horny guys and their dripping lady friends. So Sneaky (The five year old boy) and I set out to build a shelf out of old boards that I have scavenged from an attic. The dimensions for the target location were 84" x 50" The height of each shelf decided by a single smutty romance novel. The result was a ten shelf, shelf with another layer on top. This massive shrine to smutty romance novels was complete and it still couldn't hold them all! My god, I have to build another! Where will I put that one?

-Uncle Walter

Posted at 10:22 PM in Books, Humor, Romance | Permalink

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