Uncle Walter's Rants: The Schick Styling Dryer With Extra Power!

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October 28, 2009

The Schick Styling Dryer With Extra Power!

I found this in the old manual archive in the basement and couldn't resist. I mean really, how can anyone look that happy with helmet hair?

This thing looks like a hair based torture device. How can anything make hair that stationary without chemicals?

Wow, the sideburns are a nice touch. Kinda looks like young Kurt Russel's hair from his Disney days. I have to ask, does anyone smile this much when drying hair? The people on the left seem to, but on the right, they understand how bad this thing has to be.

Now we can control curly or wavy hair. The child-molester stash is a nice touch.

I just felt I had to share that today.

-Uncle Walter

Posted at 11:33 AM in Books, History, Humor, Rants | Permalink

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