Yet Another Strange Thing From Romance Novels, Their Titles

The Wife and I are have been looking at these awful romance novels for the past few months, and a new thing has popped out to me about their absurdity.  Their Titles.  I don't remember ever seeing so many statements about virgins, or billionaires, or mistresses.  I mean really, who names a book "The Millionaire's Inexperienced Love-Slave"???  I went ahead and captured some of the titles here for your enjoyment.

-Uncle Walter

1. The Greek Tycoon's Wife
2. Capelli's Captive Virgin
3. Romancing the Renegade
4. Constantino's Pregnant Bride
5. Housekeeper at his Beck and Call
6. The Midwife's Glass Slipper
7. His Boardroom Mistress
8. Pleasured in the Billionaire's Bed
9. Captive at the Sicilian Billionaire's Command
10. Baby by Surprise
11. The Boss's Baby
12. Untamed Billionaire, Undressed Virgin
13. Angry Desire
14. Rent-A-Bride Ltd.
15. Husband on Trust
16. The Italian's Pregnancy Proposal
17. The Maverick's Greek Island Mistress
18. At the Sheikh's Bidding
19. The Australian's Society Bride
20. The Tycoon's Very Personal Assistant
21. The Cattle Baron's Virgin Wife
22. The Millionaire's Inexperienced Love-Slave
23. The Italian Count's baby
24. Mistress Under Contract
25. The Italian Tycoon's Mistress
26. Valentino's Love-Child
27. Savas' Defiant Mistress
28. The Italian's Bought Bride
29. The Greek's Christmas Baby
30. The Magnate's Mistress
31. Deadline for Love
32. Hired: The Sheikh's Secretary Mistress
33. Sheriff Takes a Bride
34. The Greek Tycoon's Convenient Mistress
35. Santiago's Love-Child
36. Married to the Sheik
37. The Greek's Million-Dollar Baby Bargain
38. The Marriage Decider
39. The Italian Tycoon and the Nanny
40. Pregnant by the Playboy Tycoon
41. Italian Price, Wedlocked Wife