Back to Popular Mechanics today. I came across an ad for the Gravity Defyer shoes. Those are the ones that have springs in them and are supposed to be good for your back and such (can't wear them they don't make my size). I was looking at the ad and saw something a little odd...
Oh my, I thought to myself. That is an odd logo for the company on the side. Why it even looks like, well a Sperm. This can't be right, then I looked at the name logo.

Well, that's one way to get a little spring in your step. I wonder if you have to wear rubber socks.
-Uncle Walter
Freakin hilarious post!!! I had to search a bit to find the company, but eventually was directed to a page that had the spermy shoes for sale. I figured I would be, potentially, the first person to inform them of the sperm on their shoes and directed them to this post. Maybe we'll get some free shoes to keep quiet about the shoes with goo. Or perhaps the rubber socks you mentioned in the post. Either way, stock up on Nonoxynol-9 if you're gonna wear these puppies. Again, great post, I'll keep you informed as to what the company says.
Posted by: jtlitch | December 11, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Why are you so sure it's not a tadpole? ;-)
Posted by: Gissel E. | December 11, 2009 at 01:37 PM
Because tadpoles start as an egg and have little arms and legs eventually. This "logo" is neither an egg nor a tadpole. Please refer to http://homeschooljourney.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/tadpole-to-frog.gif
Posted by: jtlitch | December 11, 2009 at 06:56 PM
Maybe they should market these shoes to women? lol
Posted by: Olivia | December 14, 2009 at 07:28 PM