Let Uncle Walter whip out his massive... collection, and give you what you need this year!

For his New Year's resolution, Uncle Walter has vowed to reclaim his home from the ripped bodice scourge!  With over 4000 romance novels, we'll soon be buried under our wares like some horny hoarder.

Now is your chance to own a piece of history!  For the unbelievable price of 10 books for $15 or 5 books for $7.50 (plus shipping), Uncle Walter will whip out his massive... collection... and personally give you what you need: a box filled with panty-dampening thrills!  Just imagine:  you will have access to the stories behind some of our amazing quotes, hold the stunningly bad covers in your own hands -- knowing the whole time that Uncle Walter had touched that same book with his own hands, too!  Each box will contain a random assortment of books with a saucy mix of quotes and covers, as well as a letter, personally signed by Uncle Walter, thanking you for your purchase.  The letter alone should be worth $40 on eBay!  (No guarantee of resale value is made or implied, but you know you wouldn't want to sell it anyway -- it's from Uncle Walter, after all.)

Email me at [email protected] to place your order.  This promotion is for a limited time only, so act now!

Contact Uncle Walter to discuss payment methods available, including but not limited to Paypal and sexual favors.  Wait, The Wife can see this, can't she?  I guess we'd better stick to monetary exchanges, then, 'cause she doesn't like to be left out.