Uncle Walter's Rants: The Wife gets a visit from the Always Pad Witch

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August 02, 2011

The Wife gets a visit from the Always Pad Witch

Move over Samantha, Wicked Witch of the West, and Hermione. Here's a witch with some real power. Today she showed up in the mail with a free sample for The Wife.

The Always witch appears magically, via the postman, to spread absorbent glee. Not sure what to make of her, but I am always wary of anyone that cheerful about feminine products, especially when brandishing a wand.

A wand whose power seems to be limited to levitating a "maxi" pad above white hats. I am unclear as to whether this power extends to other objects as well. Although I cannot imagine what other objects you would want to levitate a pad over.

-Uncle Walter

Posted at 06:46 PM in Humor, Web/Tech | Permalink

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